London’s First Drug Testing Service Opening At My House At 7pm, Says Ketamine Keith

LONDON - A new drug testing service is launching tonight at 7pm at what its founder describes as “my house,” according to local harm reduction pioneer Ketamine Keith.

Drug testing has become a hot topic in dance music, praised by some for saving lives and by others for absolutely saving nights.

“Bring the stuff round and I’ll test it out for you and tell you if it’s any good or not,” said Keith, who says the initiative is “basically a selfless act.”

“I’m taking one for the team here,” he explained. “People talk a lot about testing, but someone’s actually got to do it.”

Keith confirmed he uses a pseudonym for privacy reasons.

“I can’t let people know my real name’s Barry Ingram of Camden.”

Those interested are encouraged to DM him on Telegram for the location.